A midget goes into an elevator, looks up and sees this huge guy
standing next to him. The big guy sees the midget staring at him,
looks down and says, "7 feet tall, 350 lbs., 20 inch penis, testicles
3lbs each, Turner Brown."

The midget just faints and falls to the floor.

The big dude kneels down and brings him to, by slapping his face and
shaking him. He asks "Are you OK??" In a very weak voice the midget says,

"Excuse me, but what did you just say to me?"

The big dude says, "When I saw the curious look on your face, I just
figured I'd give you the answers to the questions everyone always asks me.
I'm 7 feet tall, weigh 350 lbs., have a 20 inch penis, my testicles
weigh 3 lbs each, and my name is Turner Brown."

The midget says, "Thank God!!! I thought you said

'Turn Around'!"

:rolleyes: