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si_reading

 posted on 10th Apr 03 at 15:55

:lol:


ajscorsa

 posted on 10th Apr 03 at 14:36

steve i had to turn you off to get you off my leg :P


Sooty

 posted on 10th Apr 03 at 14:34

Steve you turn me on


Steve

 posted on 10th Apr 03 at 14:24

that joke turns me off


stuyw

 posted on 10th Apr 03 at 14:17

:lol:


ajscorsa

 posted on 10th Apr 03 at 14:08

A fire fighter is working outside the station when he notices a little
girl in a little red wagon with little ladders on the sides, a garden hose
coiled in the middle, and wearing a fire fighter's helmet.
The wagon is being pulled by her dog and her cat.
"That sure is a nice fire truck," the fire fighter says with admiration.
"Thanks," the girl says.
The fire fighter takes a closer look and notices the girl has tied the
wagon to her dog's collar and to the cat's t*sticl*s.
"Little Partner," the fire fighter says, "I don't want to tell you how to
run your rig, but if you were to tie that rope around the cat's collar, I
think you could go faster."
The little girl replies thoughtfully, "You're probably right, but then I
wouldn't have a siren."