Was your dad king for a day? He must have been to make a princess(or prince) like you. 20 3
Was your father a farmer? Because you sure have grown some nice melons!

Was your father a mechanic? Then how did you get such a finely tuned body?

Were you arrested earlier? It's gotta be illegal to look that good.

Were you in Boy Scouts? Because you sure have tied my heart in a knot.

Were your parents Greek Gods, 'cause it takes two gods to make a goddess.

All those curves, and me with no brakes

Just been told another -

Playing doctors is for kids, want to play gynaecologist's?! (*spellin?)

Is that a ladder in your tights or a stairway to heaven!
Do you like chicken? Well suck this its foul!

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Are you wearing a cosmic bra? Coz your tits are out of this world!
Do you fancy playing an army game? Ill lie down and you blow the hell out of me !
I wish you were a door coz id bang you all day !

Someone pulled the stars out the sky and put them in your eyes.......

did it hurt?............ wen u fell from heaven

*plz note i have never used or never will use these chat up lines* :lol:

You "are you tired"
Her reply "No,why"
You "because you have been running though my had all night"
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do u believe in love at first site or do u want me walk past again?

ive lost my phone number can i have yours

Whats the best/worst chat up lines uve heard or used?!

I heard these 2day -

Smile if you want to f**k me.

I lost my teddy bear, mind if i sleep with you tonight??

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