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[quote][i]Originally posted by Adam_B[/i] Q. What is the difference between a drug dealer and a hooker? A. A hooker can wash her crack and sell it again. Q. What do you call a Serbian prostitute? A. Sloberdown Mycockyoubitch. Q. Why do women call it PMS? A. Mad Cow Disease was already taken. Q. What's a mixed feeling? A. When you see your mother-in-law backing off a cliff in your new car. Q. What's the height of conceit? A. Having an orgasm and calling out your own name. Q. What's the definition of macho? A. Jogging home from your own vasectomy. Q. What's the difference between a G-Spot and a golf ball? A. A guy will actually search for a golf ball. Q. Why is divorce so expensive? A. Because it's worth it. Q. What is a Yankee? A. The same as a quickie, but a guy can do it alone. Q. What do a Christmas tree and priest have in common? A. Their balls are just for decoration Q. What is the difference between "ooooooh"and "aaaaaaah"? A. About three inches. Q. What do you call a lesbian with fat fingers? A. Well-hung. Q. How do you find a Blind Man in a nudist colony? A. It's not hard Q: What's the difference between a girlfriend and a wife? A: 45 lbs. Q: What's the difference between a boyfriend and a husband?! A: 45 minutes Q: Why do men find it difficult to make eye contact? A: Breasts don't have eyes. :P:P [/quote]
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