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Tiger

 posted on 17th Feb 03 at 19:12

quote:
Originally posted by Drew
Old :rolleyes:


Sorry you joke master lord you :rolleyes:


Kieran McMutrie

 posted on 17th Feb 03 at 19:10

dude that sucks!


Thoday

 posted on 17th Feb 03 at 19:05

hehehehehehhehe


IntaCepta

 posted on 17th Feb 03 at 18:40

lol


Drew

 posted on 17th Feb 03 at 18:33

Old :rolleyes:


Denman

 posted on 17th Feb 03 at 18:11

lol !


Cole

 posted on 17th Feb 03 at 17:59

lmao


Kayleigh

 posted on 17th Feb 03 at 17:58

:lol:


Colin

 posted on 17th Feb 03 at 17:58

SHITE!:D


AndyW

 posted on 17th Feb 03 at 17:56

lol nae bad


Tiger

 posted on 17th Feb 03 at 17:54

Cuckoo


The other night I was invited out for a night with "the girls." I told my husband that I would be home by midnight, "I promise!"
Well, the hours passed and the champagne was going down way too easy. Around 3 a.m., drunk as a skunk, I headed for home. Just as I got in the door, the cuckoo clock in the hall started up and cuckooed 3 times. Quickly, realizing he'd probably wake up, I cuckooed another 9 times. I was really proud of myself for coming up with such a quick- witted solution (even when smashed), in order to escape a possible conflict with him. The next morning my husband asked me what time I got in, and I told him 12:00. He didn't seem disturbed at all. Whew! Got away with that one!

Then he said, "We need a new cuckoo clock." When I asked him why, he said, "Well, last night our clock cuckooed three times, then said, "oh sh!t," cuckooed 4 more times, cleared its throat, cuckooed another 3 times, giggled, cuckooed twice more, and then tripped over the cat and farted!

Ben_

[Edited on 17-02-2003 by Tiger]