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Joff	posted on 24th Apr 05 at 22:42
	Umm..... Ian for Prime Minister!! :\|
dna23	posted on 24th Apr 05 at 22:40
	but we wudnt be clubbing a seal... we'd be beating our own man meat right? I don't want to be conned here.... last time i was tricked into something i had a limp the next day, it wasn't pretty!
Joff	posted on 24th Apr 05 at 22:39
	It would be the new national past-time. Just like seal clubbing was a couple of years ago...
dna23	posted on 24th Apr 05 at 22:38
	cud we pass a law for enforcing pleasuring ones self to the Gene Kelly or Marilyn Monroe videos?
Joff	posted on 24th Apr 05 at 22:35
	For £150, CorsaSport can have it's OWN political party!! That's only 12 premium memberships and with the number of users on here, there should be a good chance of winning a seat or two around the country :cool:
Joff	posted on 24th Apr 05 at 22:29
	Have your say - 11 days to go.
dna23	posted on 24th Apr 05 at 22:27
	i do beg to differ, he opened it with a nice powerful statement.... "I like women, especially beautiful ones. If they have a good face and figure, I would much prefer to watch them being murdered than an ugly girl or man." Dario Argento then he... actually it doesn't thats shocking its like that pete who crashed his pug at only 15mph.... cough well i do believe some ppl are missing a good education nowadays, i blame it down to labours stance on education and the recent changes that have been made!
Joff	posted on 24th Apr 05 at 22:27
	"The weapon the killer uses becomes significant because, as a phallic symbol, it becomes a replacement for the killer's non-functioning penis." Oh if only I still had a signature... :(
Joff	posted on 24th Apr 05 at 22:25
	The essay has no structure.
dna23	posted on 24th Apr 05 at 22:20
	fear not, some sad bellend has wrote an essay on it click here just the thing for 20 past 11 on a sunday!
dna23	posted on 24th Apr 05 at 22:18
	quote: Originally posted by Dan. T quote: Originally posted by dna23 probably old now and i shall get cut down but just saw it and its ace :D had to download it - top stuff :thumbs: digitally remastry at its finest! What i couldnt believe is that Mint Royale is behind the remix top tune :thumbs: definately, jus posted it up in Off Day :thumbs: ure on the ball :D good lad but not on the same one as me and Joff so back to that.... I spoke to my psychiatrist about this Joff and he seemed to think that the very fact there dead is more of a worry than there gender so i felt rather comfortable in my sexuality about having said tugs regardless of whether they have a wanger or not.... i suppose its really open to discussion though :rolleyes:
Dan. T	posted on 24th Apr 05 at 22:16
	quote: Originally posted by dna23 probably old now and i shall get cut down but just saw it and its ace :D had to download it - top stuff :thumbs: digitally remastry at its finest! What i couldnt believe is that Mint Royale is behind the remix top tune :thumbs:
Joff	posted on 24th Apr 05 at 22:15
	Tbh, I struggled to think of anyone famous and dead (and female). I'm sure there must be loads of famous dead women, I can't believe they're all still alive. :\| So is it considered homosexual to have feelings for a dead man, or does the whole necrophilia thing override that?
dna23	posted on 24th Apr 05 at 22:13
	quote: Originally posted by Joff I don't think you have to worry - I often tug one off whilst watching Marilyn Monroe films. good stuff, we shud meet and exchange dead peoples films... i'm open to male/female and preferably 60+ :thumbs:
Joff	posted on 24th Apr 05 at 22:11
	I don't think you have to worry - I often tug one off whilst watching Marilyn Monroe films.
dna23	posted on 24th Apr 05 at 22:10
	quote: Originally posted by Joff It's not digitally remastered... it's animatronics! They had to exhume his corpse and everything. :thumbs: Same technology they used for the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles..... :! i just downloaded it and tbh i think ure right - does that mean it'd be ok for me wack one of to it? :thumbs: or is it still necrophyllia? [Edited on 24-04-2005 by dna23]
Joff	posted on 24th Apr 05 at 22:07
	It's not digitally remastered... it's animatronics! They had to exhume his corpse and everything. :thumbs: Same technology they used for the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles.....
CorsAsh	posted on 24th Apr 05 at 22:02
	I actually like it too :o
dna23	posted on 24th Apr 05 at 22:02
	probably old now and i shall get cut down but just saw it and its ace :D had to download it - top stuff :thumbs: digitally remastry at its finest!