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jaffa

posted on 24th Mar 03 at 19:41

quote:
Originally posted by IntaCepta
hehe it did bring a smile to my face :)
i bet that was his motivation for standing on the moon, so Mr gorsky could get head for the first time! :)



Mr Gorsky was the one who gave him the idea be an astronaut and helped to pay for his training :P


IntaCepta

posted on 24th Mar 03 at 19:39

hehe it did bring a smile to my face :)
i bet that was his motivation for standing on the moon, so Mr gorsky could get head for the first time! :)


jaffa

posted on 24th Mar 03 at 19:36

quote:
Originally posted by Kerry
hahahahahahahahahahahahaha got u ya filthy buggers :P

jaffa cant u wait for the real thing ;)


wanted a preview ;)


Kerry

posted on 24th Mar 03 at 19:16

hahahahahahahahahahahahaha got u ya filthy buggers :P

jaffa cant u wait for the real thing ;)


jaffa

posted on 24th Mar 03 at 19:11

quote:
Originally posted by beav
:lol:

Kerry stop teasing me with ur signature! :P


damn just logged me out :P


jaffa

posted on 24th Mar 03 at 19:11

:lol: quality


Kieran McMutrie

posted on 24th Mar 03 at 19:09

I think it's more likely he said get out the way Buzz as he pushed past him. He was never meant to be the first man on the moon. People forget that! It was always suppose to be Buzz Aldrin as agreed before they even took off.


beav

posted on 24th Mar 03 at 19:02

:lol:

Kerry stop teasing me with ur signature! :P


Kerry

posted on 24th Mar 03 at 18:59

thats quite believable that dunno if its true though


Marc

posted on 24th Mar 03 at 18:57

:lol:


Tiger

posted on 24th Mar 03 at 18:55

GUARANTEED TO MAKE YOU SMILE..... ESPECIALLY SINCE IT'S A TRUE STORY.

ON JULY 20,1969, AS COMMANDER OF THE APOLLO 11 LUNAR MODULE, NEIL
ARMSTRONG WAS THE FIRST PERSON TO SET FOOT ON THE MOON.

HIS FIRST WORDS AFTER STEPPING ON THE MOON, "THAT'S ONE SMALL STEP FOR
A MAN, ONE GIANT LEAP FOR MANKIND," WERE TELEVISED TO EARTH AND HEARD BY MILLIONS. BUT JUST BEFORE HE RE-ENTERED THE LANDER, HE MADE THE ENIGMATIC REMARK : "GOOD LUCK, MR. GORSKY."

MANY PEOPLE AT NASA THOUGHT IT WAS A CASUAL REMARK CONCERNING SOME RIVAL SOVIET COSMONAUT. HOWEVER, UPON CHECKING, THERE WAS NO GORSKY IN EITHER THE RUSSIAN OR AMERICAN SPACE PROGRAMS. OVER THE YEARS MANY PEOPLE QUESTIONED ARMSTRONG AS TO WHAT THE "GOOD LUCK, MR. GORSKY" STATEMENT MEANT, BUT ARMSTRONG ALWAYS JUST SMILED.

ON JULY 5, 1995, IN TAMPA BAY, FLORIDA, WHILE ANSWERING QUESTIONS
FOLLOWING A SPEECH, A REPORTER BROUGHT UP THE 26-YEAR-OLD QUESTION TO ARMSTRONG. THIS TIME HE FINALLY RESPONDED. MR.GORSKY HAD DIED, SO NEIL ARMSTRONG FELT HE COULD ANSWER THE QUESTION. IN 1938 WHEN HE WAS A KID IN A SMALL MIDWEST TOWN, HE WAS PLAYING BASEBALL WITH A FRIEND IN THE BACKYARD. HIS FRIEND HIT THE BALL, WHICH LANDED IN HIS NEIGHBOR'S YARD BY THE BEDROOM WINDOWS. HIS NEIGHBORS WERE MR. AND MRS. GORSKY. AS HE
LEANED DOWN TO PICK UP THE BALL, YOUNG ARMSTRONG HEARD MRS. GORSKY SHOUTING AT MR. GORSKY.

"ORAL SEX! YOU WANT ORAL SEX?! ? YOU'LL GET ORAL SEX WHEN THE KID NEXT DOOR WALKS ON THE MOON!"

THIS IS A TRUE STORY.