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Beware of a few computer viruses doing the rounds at the moment:

The Celtic Virus.
This is where your PC thinks its far superior than any other PC and
develops a memory disorder, forgetting anything that happened before
2000.

The Beattie Virus.
This affects newer PC's mainly. The computer looks great, all the
Lights are on, but nothing works.

The Balde Virus.
This one is particularly nasty and will throw you out of Windows

The Lennon Virus
The Computer slows down dramatically and can't move any work forward

The Marshall Virus.
This one's not particularly harmful - but you just can't save anything.

The Varga Virus.
Just when you think things can't get any worse, this one pops up and Causes a calamitous error.

The McGeady Virus.
The computer develops a processor problem, whereby it thinks it'sBetter than it actually is. It also experiences dramatic fluctuation in performance.

The Hartson Virus.
This is a particularly ugly one.

The Camara Virus
Will dramatically increase the speed of your machine but will makeThe computer unable to carry out the simplest of processes.

The Petrov Virus
Your Computer will go down before you even touch it.

The Strachan Virus
Your computer will seem to be working absolutely brilliantly then all
Of a sudden performance takes a nosedive and the computer chucks it due to
The processor needing a break.

Dermot Desmond virus.
Installing cheap or even free software will affect performance,reliability and may cause outbreaks of gut laughing in the online community.
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Its not like the league is exciting is it :|

I'm a Celtic fan and I just shrug my shoulders, I'm a failed case for wind up merchants, rather funny really, Nike just started making their kits and this happens. :lol:

correct rangers will win the league with ease this season

What a boring season for Celtic fans :lol:

Its not like the league is exciting is it :|

celtic are shite and gordon strapon is a wank:look::lol:

My team arent in Europe but as long as Hibs dont qualify for anything im a happy man :D

Celtic were destroyed and outplayed tonight :D

mon the gers!!!!

:lol: was funny i couldn't believe it celtic were rotten..

Can't see them beating any team 6-0 in the next leg to go through. League hasn't even started and they are out of europe..Going to cost them millions.....

I'm an aberdeen fan but also like to see scottish teams do well in europe as they better they do the better out co-efficient which in the end results in more euro places and more straights entries without these qualifying rounds....

but :!:lol:

im glad aswell rangers all the way for every trophy! now that king barry is captain again! league two cups and champions league. we have got a good squad this year

they are gonna have him by his ginger bollox when he gets back to park head

lol,nah just a misshap no doubt mate.hope so andyway give rangers a challenge this year.was a shocker though in a good way

jus seen it now, dont i feel silly buyin the new celtic home shirt :(

know a majority of the board dont care bout scottish football but,

see the celtic score???

they got beat 5-0 off Artmedia Bratislava.never heard of them but anyway not a good start for Gordon Strachan.

just aswell im a happy rangers man lol