not heard that before :lol:

:! Who dug this up??

OMG how old

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haha :o

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An Englishman was having coffee and croissants with butter and jam in a cafe when an American tourist, chewing gum. sat down next to him.
The English gent politely ignored the American, who, nevertheless, started up a conversation.
The American snapped his gum and said "You English folk eat the whole bread?'
The Gent frowned, annoyed with being bothered during his breakfast. and replied," Of course",
The American blew a huge bubble," We don't. In America, we only eat what's inside. The crusts we collect in a container, recycle them, transform them into croissants and sell them to England" The American had a smirk on his face.
The Gent listened in silence. The American persisted. ..D'ya eat jam with the bread?" Sighing the gent replied, ..Of course". Cracking his gum between his teeth, the American said. We don't. In America, we eat fresh fruit for breakfast, then we put all the peels, seeds. and leftovers in containers. recycle them. transform then into jam and sell it to England"
The English gent then asked" Do you have sex in America?" The American smiled and said, ..Why of course we do",
The Gent leaned closer to him and asked, "And what do you do with the condoms once you have 1.1sed them?
"We throw them away of course"
Now it was the gent's turn to smile. .'We don't. In England, we put them in a container, recycle then!. melt them down into chewing gum and sell it to America, Why do you think it's called Wrigley's'?"