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vibrio

posted on 30th Jul 05 at 11:13

:lol:


Edd

posted on 29th Jul 05 at 13:50

:lol:


Skipz

posted on 29th Jul 05 at 13:10

:lol::lol::lol::lol: Lmao


Edd

posted on 29th Jul 05 at 09:55

Beware of a few computer viruses doing the rounds at the moment:

The Celtic Virus.
This is where your PC thinks its far superior than any other PC and
develops a memory disorder, forgetting anything that happened before
2000.

The Beattie Virus.
This affects newer PC's mainly. The computer looks great, all the
Lights are on, but nothing works.

The Balde Virus.
This one is particularly nasty and will throw you out of Windows

The Lennon Virus
The Computer slows down dramatically and can't move any work forward

The Marshall Virus.
This one's not particularly harmful - but you just can't save anything.

The Varga Virus.
Just when you think things can't get any worse, this one pops up and Causes a calamitous error.

The McGeady Virus.
The computer develops a processor problem, whereby it thinks it'sBetter than it actually is. It also experiences dramatic fluctuation in performance.

The Hartson Virus.
This is a particularly ugly one.

The Camara Virus
Will dramatically increase the speed of your machine but will makeThe computer unable to carry out the simplest of processes.

The Petrov Virus
Your Computer will go down before you even touch it.

The Strachan Virus
Your computer will seem to be working absolutely brilliantly then all
Of a sudden performance takes a nosedive and the computer chucks it due to
The processor needing a break.

Dermot Desmond virus.
Installing cheap or even free software will affect performance,reliability and may cause outbreaks of gut laughing in the online community.


mav

posted on 28th Jul 05 at 10:13

:lol:


Edd

posted on 28th Jul 05 at 09:57


Edd

posted on 28th Jul 05 at 07:05

gordon strapon:lol:


stuartmitchell

posted on 28th Jul 05 at 06:33

:D

hope hibs get done over aswell :look:


Skipz

posted on 28th Jul 05 at 01:30

i was pissing myself :lol::lol::lol: was at my mates watchign the game having a few beers and couldnt believe the result :lol:


mav

posted on 27th Jul 05 at 22:52

:lol: was funny....they have spent more than any other scottish team on players....

To be fair the slovaks have got some good players:o:P:lol:


corsa_godfather

posted on 27th Jul 05 at 22:34

was a laugh,couldnt believe it when i saw the score.wonder if he will be slated or what

all come down to celtic had no money for players no doubt lol.

the slovakian players probably left the ground to go start night shift hahaha part timer's


Fraser Young

posted on 27th Jul 05 at 22:20

Gordon Strachan looked happy :lol:


vibrio

posted on 27th Jul 05 at 20:29

5:0 :lol:



[Edited on 27-07-2005 by vibrio]