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Icy

posted on 2nd Jun 04 at 21:39

y put jack in middle of car?


deanmcreynolds26

posted on 2nd Jun 04 at 21:14

http://www.corsasport.co.uk/board/viewthread.php?tid=149298


deanmcreynolds26

posted on 2nd Jun 04 at 21:09

quote:
Originally posted by Andy_N9~DYB
step 1 take one dodgy looking vauxhall jack (greasy as fuck cos andy was wiping his cock on)

step 2 apply faulty handbrake and stik in gear
step 3 place in centre of car and start winding away (cos my side skirts only allow me to jack in the middle :lol: )

step 4 watch as car slowly rolls back and falls to road- (but my car was soo fuckin low and euro lookin :p)

step 5 say mmmmmmmmmmm to self for 5 mins

step 6 phone andy and kid on u need help changin pads (car dropped v4 he cam round corner :mad: )

step 7 and turns up and finds car on deck :lol: :lol: see step 4^^^^

step 8 ask andy to save the day- THANKS ANDY ILL GIVE U A SHOT OF MY MUM :thumbs:


glasgow_corsa_c

posted on 2nd Jun 04 at 21:07

oh dear!


Andy_N9~DYB

Icon depicting mood of post posted on 2nd Jun 04 at 21:05

step 1 take one dodgy looking vauxhall jack

step 2 apply faulty handbrake and stik in gear (do not at this stage put bricks under the wheels to assist faulty handbrake)

step 3 place in centre of car and start winding away

step 4 watch as car slowly rolls back and falls to road

step 5 say mmmmmmmmmmm to self for 5 mins

step 6 phone andy and kid on u need help changin pads

step 7 and turns up and finds car on deck

step 8 ask andy to save the day


think we need to arrange a basic car maintenance course :lol::lol::lol::lol: