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Lynny
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posted on 18th Jul 03 at 00:10 |
LMAO :lol::lol::lol:
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Ben
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posted on 17th Jul 03 at 21:02 |
v good!!!:lol::D:lol::D:lol::D
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T1NK
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posted on 17th Jul 03 at 19:04 |
:lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol: PMSL!!!!!
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T1NK
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posted on 17th Jul 03 at 18:43 |
:lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol: PMSL!!!!!!!1
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SLSXi
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posted on 17th Jul 03 at 18:24 |
:mad: :lol:!
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Drew
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posted on 17th Jul 03 at 17:59 |
:lol:
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Pete G
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posted on 17th Jul 03 at 17:40 |
:lol::lol::lol:
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Tommy
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posted on 17th Jul 03 at 17:24 |
LMFAO
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stuyw
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posted on 17th Jul 03 at 16:10 |
:lol:
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Cosmo
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posted on 17th Jul 03 at 16:07 |
:mad::mad::mad::mad::mad::mad:
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Sam
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posted on 17th Jul 03 at 16:05 |
LMAO! :lol::lol:
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jay@ffwd
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posted on 17th Jul 03 at 15:44 |
At the end of a tiny deserted bar is a huge scouse bloke - 6ft 5in tall and
350lbs. He's having a few beers when a short, well dressed and obviously
gay man walks in and sits beside him.
After 3 or 4 beers, the gay fella finally plucks up the courage to say
something to the big Liverpudlian. Leaning over, he cups his huge ear: "Do
you want a blow job?" he whispers.
At this, the massive Merseysider leaps up with fire in his eyes and smacks
the man in the face. Knocking him off the stool, he proceeds to beat him
all the way out of the bar.
Finally he leaves him, badly bruised, in the car park and returns to his
seat as if nothing had happened. Amazed the bartender quickly brings over
another beer.
"I've never seen you react like that" he says. "Just what did he say to you?" "I'm not sure" the big scouser replies. "Something about a job."
Q. If you see a Scouser on a bicycle, why should you never swerve to
hit him?
A: It might be your bicycle
Q : Why does the River Mersey run through Liverpool?
A: Because if it walked it would be mugged
Q: What's the difference between a Scouser and a coconut?
A: One's thick and hairy, and the other's a coconut
Q: What do you say to a scouser in a uniform?
A: Big Mac and fries please
Q: What's the first question at a Liverpool pub quiz night ?
A: What you looking at?
Q: What do you call a scouser in a White Shellsuit?
A: The Bride
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