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[quote][i]Originally posted by Norcy91[/i] A man gets raped by an Elephant, doctor says "an Elephants penis is 4 inches wide and your arsehole has been stretched to 10 inches, how do you explain that?" Still crying the man replys "it fingered me first!" With hindsight I should have posted my facebook status as "I have blown the head gasket on my 1998 Ford" rather than "i've just fuck a 13 year old Escort" Still, I don't get out enough and a few hours at the police station made a change! Two irish men are hammering floorboards down in a house - Paddy picks up a nail, realises it's upside down and throws it away. He carries on doing this until Murphy says "Why are you throwing them away?" "Because they're upside down!" says Paddy. "You daft cunt" replies Murphy "Save 'em for the ceiling!" Cheryl Cold, Louis Walsh and Simon Cowell are walking along the street when Cheryl trips, falls forwards and jams her head in some railings. Simon, quick as a flash pulls her knickers down, and bangs her senseless from behind. Slapping her tight little arse he turns to Louis and says "Your turn" Louis starts crying. "Whats wrong?" says Simon. Louis sobs "My head won't fit in the railings." [Edited on 18-03-2011 by Norcy91] [/quote]
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