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[quote][i]Originally posted by BluKoo[/i] You have been connected to Santosh Kumar. Santosh Kumar: Thank you for using Barclays Webchat Service. My name is Santosh, can I please ask what your name is? Customer: Sure, if you like. Santosh Kumar: There is no obligation to give me your name, when helping you today, how would you like me to address you? Customer: King Tutu Santosh Kumar: Hello King, how are you? Customer: Very well thank you. Although my throne smells a little today. Customer: How are you Santosh? Santosh Kumar: I am very well. How can I help you? Customer: Do you have any febreze? Customer: I would like to freshen up my throne Santosh Kumar: I am sorry we don't have any febreze for the throne. Santosh Kumar: Do you have any questions related to our products or services? Customer: Yes... Customer: Do you take coconuts as payment for bank charges? Santosh Kumar: I am sorry we don't take coconuts as payment. Customer: King Tutu has no money; just large piles of coconuts Customer: What alternatives are there? Santosh Kumar: King Tutu, you can sell those coconuts and get the money. Santosh Kumar: We don't deal with coconuts. Santosh Kumar: If you continue to ask irrelevant questions, I will be forced to end the chat session. Customer: Santosh.. do you mind me asking if you are a male or female? Customer: I am not familiar with the name. Santosh Kumar: Please let me know if you are looking to take out a loan or open an account with us. Customer: Can i get a loan to buy a boat to get me off this island so i can get to the coconut market? Santosh Kumar: If you are eligible, you can apply for a loan. Santosh Kumar: Are you looking for a secured or an unsecured loan? Customer: It would have to be secured. Otherwise it would float away. Santosh Kumar: For a secured loan, please contact Freedom Finance at 0800 183 0513, Mon- Fri 09.00 - 20.00 & Sat 09.00 - 17.00 to get further information and to apply. Santosh Kumar: Details of our call charges are available on the attached link. http://www.personal.barclays.co.uk/BRC1/jsp/brccontrol?task=popup1group&value=9005&target=_blank&site=pfs Customer: Thank you Santosh. If you ever come to my island, please feel free to come and visit. Santosh Kumar: I will certainly visit your Island. Customer: I am the man with the smelly throne sitting next to around 92,000 coconuts. Customer: If you are femal, you can be my queen for the night. Santosh Kumar: Unfortunately, I am a male. Customer: Oh... Santosh Kumar: Thank you King Tutu, for using Barclays Webchat Service. Customer: King Tutu gets very lonely out here. Customer: I'll try anything once. You bring the KY Jelly. Santosh Kumar: Have a nice day! [/quote]
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