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[quote][i]Originally posted by Russ[/i] Never give out your password or credit card number in an instant message conversation. Please wait while we find an agent to assist you... You have been connected to Pawan Sharma. Pawan Sharma: Thank you for using Barclays Webchat Service. My name is Pawan, can I please ask what your name is? Customer: yes you may ask my name. Pawan Sharma: So what is it? Customer: it is craig stables Pawan Sharma: Hello Craig, how can I help? Customer: i have a problem with my savings acount, i withdrew all the money and spent it and i have no savings and i need soem savings, what do you suggest Pawan Sharma: You can apply for a loan. Pawan Sharma: We offer both secured and unsecured loans. What type of a loan are you looking for ? Customer: if i got a loan, could i get one with the apr lower than the interest rate on my savings and get free money? Pawan Sharma: No Craig, we don't give money for free. You will have to pay back else you'll put yourself in jeopardy. Customer: oh i see, well how much money can i borrow, i have a mortgage and work for the government Pawan Sharma: Are you a Barclays customer? Customer: im not sure, my secretary usualy handles my money, aswell as a few other things if you know what im saying.. *wink* Customer: i think i bank with that man who drives the racing car, Lewis Hammerhead, is that barclays? Pawan Sharma: I cant comment on that.. Customer: ok, what happens if i have a loan and die before i pay it all back, will my secretary have to pay? Pawan Sharma: You can take a payment protection to prevent that from happening. Customer: cool so with payment protection i can not die. Customer: thats important in my line of work, i work for the governemnt you see Customer: i make there problems go away Pawan Sharma: You may die any day..... Pawan Sharma: PPI will take care of your payments even after you die. Customer: wont the PPI keep me alive? Pawan Sharma: No it will not, fortunately. Customer: ok, so how much extra is payment protection? Customer: and dont you mean unfortunatly? Pawan Sharma: yes I do. Pawan Sharma: When you are filling the form, you'll come to know that. Customer: how much can i borrow as a maximum, 7? Customer: most banks only lend 7 Pawan Sharma: It depends on your eligibility. Customer: oh so if i was black i could have all 7, but because or half chinese half norwegian i get nothing Pawan Sharma: I can't comment on that. Customer: ok. so i will get my secretary to call you, and she will arrange the loan Customer: whats your extension number Customer: infact do you want to call her, can you do that its cheaper for me that way Pawan Sharma: I can't disclose that information. Customer: i see... Customer: can you tell me anything? Customer: like the where about o Abdul Mussad? otherwise known as white cobra, and where he may be hiding, hes my next hit Pawan Sharma: Could you please be more specific with your question? Customer: i am after a man called Abdul Massad, he is the leader of a rebel faction, he is causing problems for my government, i need to find him. Customer: also my secretary's birthday is next week, i was thinking of taking her to paris and telling her how i feel, do you think she would like that? Pawan Sharma: I have no information any thing else apart from our loans, Online Banking and e-savings accounts. Pawan Sharma: Do you have any questions on these? Customer: you are loyal to Massad, Pawan, but tell him this, i will find him, and he will feel a jews wrath. Customer: cheerio Pawan Sharma: Bye [/quote]
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