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[quote][i]Originally posted by deano87[/i] What have rapists and little boy racers got in common? Joyriding. --- I've always found TV program titles to be misleading. Scrubs isn't about poor people, The King of Queens isn't about a queer, and Two and a Half Men isn't about two white guys and a nigger... --- What's more fun than watching an old lady fall down a flight of stairs? Pushing her. --- I walked into a pub and said to the barman, "Stella please mate". He said, "Are you 18?" I said, "No." He said, "I can't serve you then." As I walked out I thought to myself, "This is the 4th pub, what does a 22 year old have to do to get a pint round here?" --- I got an erection whilst I was on the bus today. So I casually put my hand in my pocket and pulled my cock to the side so nobody would notice, then I got off the bus. I just stood at the bus stop for about 20 minutes waiting for my cock to go soft. People on the bus must have been thinking, "What the fuck is this driver up to?" --- You look like I need another drink... --- e only thing more disgusting than '2 Girls 1 Cup', is the fact that it gave me an erection. --- My girlfriend died because of her beliefs. She believed she could say no to anal sex. --- My wife said we would have to make some sacrifices now that the baby is born. I took her advice and put it up for adoption. --- http://www.sickipedia.org/ [/quote]
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