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Originally posted by J 11ESY

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Originally posted by henry_corsa

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Originally posted by J 11ESY
:lol: you crazy mofo

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I had a dream about you the other night Cheesy.....its a bit rude thou:|

IT happened again:!;)

KEN

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:! not again what have I told you Henrys cat

Ken :)

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Originally posted by henry_corsa

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Originally posted by J 11ESY
:lol: you crazy mofo

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I had a dream about you the other night Cheesy.....its a bit rude thou:|

IT happened again:!;)

KEN

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Originally posted by J 11ESY
:lol: you crazy mofo

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:lol: you crazy mofo

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Thanking you :D xx

I actually found it on the site 3CM posted up about....but its the thought that counts:look:

oh yes of course....its....erm....its....erm...beautiful :D

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Originally posted by carlz
fooking hell you worry me :|

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fooking hell you worry me :|

Riiigggghhhhtttttttt :look:

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:lol:

An owl is sitting on a couch, in his tree house (not to be confused with a treehouse, his house is actually IN a tree and not gay). The owl's wings are doing something near his crotch. The room is dark and you can see the TV's glare on the owl. Cooing sounds and squawking sounds are coming from the TV.


Just then, Baby Owl comes into the room, and sees Daddy watching pigeon porno. Daddy Owl whips his head around 360 degree without moving his body (because he's an owl and not a human).


Daddy was astonished to find Baby Owl in the doorway. And where there's baby owl, there's that stupid owl bitch mommy owl.


But this particular owl was "Big Mama" from the Fox and the Hound. And she wasn't called Big Mama for nothing. She had the biggest ass cheeks in town, including the grandma-type lady that is probably still a virgin, or raped the guy next door, (he was raped) anywho…


"WHAT THA FUCK!" Big Mama yelled as she came in ass first. "Now, now. Let me explain dear…." Daddy Owl said. Big Mama said, "What the HELL is this crap? You get off to this shit? Other races of bird?" Big Mama flapped her fat wings around. "Oh baby!" the TV said. Daddy Owl tried to cover up his owl boner. Big Mama said, "Don't even try to hide it. Its so small you can't even feel anything happening in an ass as big as mine!"


"Now, now!" Daddy Owl rebutted. "A man has to have a little exotic arousal every now and then to keep the juices goin', you wouldn't understand."


"OH! I understand PLENTY! You call that trickling faucet of yours juice? Its not even enough to fill one of my ass pimples!" Big Mama was furious.


"You don't know what you're talkin' about! I was voted 'most likely to have the biggest dick though no one actually measured' in my class! So shut your trap, bitch!"


While all this was happening, Baby Owl was humping the TV and feeling himself up like crazy. "Look what your perverted-ness did to Junior! He's humping the fucking TV! Goddamn you, Daddy Owl, I want a divorce!" Big Mama screeched.


Daddy Owl was in deep shit now. If he got a divorce, he'd have to move back in with his parents! And all they did was make their own porn movies to sell. What could Daddy Owl say? It was in the family. Daddy Owl was tired of being in his parents films anyway.


Just then a fairy flies in and makes everyone disappear, and a family of pigeons move in. The Daddy Pigeon was a priest, so instead of legal problems with porn, there would be more interesting illegal problems with the priest molesting eggs. The End.


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