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3CorsaMeal
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Or you can do the "facehugger" an alien inspired move
SetH
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quote:
Originally posted by 3CorsaMeal
Yeah, its called "jellyfish attack", sticks to your schlong and you run around the room screaming "get it off"


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quote:
Originally posted by 3CorsaMeal
Or you can do the "facehugger" an alien inspired move


as in your muff her out after she has given birth then the placenta oozes out and envelops your face?
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Has anyone ever gone balls deep in a woman who has just given birth and fucked her before the placenta comes out?


No but I've lost my appetite
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yeah but niche porn though

Everything else under the sun has been done but this
SetH
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3CM think of a name for it
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The Scott Ridley?
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That is not a bad idea my udder loving friend. After giving it some thought I believe we should stick with the standard first name, surname order and go with 'Ridley Scott' - the art of fucking a pussy that has just given birth but before the expulsion of the placenta. The penile implement will then be enveloped by the emerging placenta in a facehugger type fashion thus creating a Ridley Scott.

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Yes, i meant Ridley Scott, but didn't know the names were wrong way round

Its done now, The Scott Ridley needs imputing to the urban dictionary
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quote:
Originally posted by 3CorsaMeal
Be ready for the jollop, its not all just baby, loads of jollop comes out too


They never show that bit on TV do they

Anyway congrats mate. I have a 10 year old. My only advice is to savour it.... It fucking flys by.


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