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I'm by no means an alcoholic or anything like that but I've been drink free for a week and it's really hurting not being able to enjoy the occasional beer!


So have one Pow

I'm drink free whenever I can't afford it or don't fancy it.


Doctors orders I'm afraid!
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Originally posted by SVM 286
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Originally posted by pow
I'm by no means an alcoholic or anything like that but I've been drink free for a week and it's really hurting not being able to enjoy the occasional beer!


So have one Pow

I'm drink free whenever I can't afford it or don't fancy it.


Doctors orders I'm afraid!


The hormone therapy and alcohol just don't mix, apparently?
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And I'm growing boobies!

[Edited on 10-06-2015 by pow]
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All good SVM bulking to 350ibs


Irritable bowel syndrome?
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that jason x has got to be ojc or johnny 86 on a different log in surely?
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nobody styles cars at halfords anymore. its not 1999.


Sorry, your T4 Project had me misguided, I saw stickers, things hanging from the rear-view mirror and read about DIY window tints which lead me to believe people must still shop for car modifications at Halfords?
none of what you said makes any sense sorry
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Nothing wrong with my bowels

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quote:
Originally posted by pow
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Originally posted by SVM 286
quote:
Originally posted by pow
I'm by no means an alcoholic or anything like that but I've been drink free for a week and it's really hurting not being able to enjoy the occasional beer!


So have one Pow

I'm drink free whenever I can't afford it or don't fancy it.


Doctors orders I'm afraid!


Ah ha. How come? Allergy related? Liver?
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Drinking don't bother me nowadays, I'd rather drive than have a drink to be honest. If I am driving but fancy a drink I just go for Becks blue, which is Alcohol free but still tastes like beer so its a win/win all round. Lately I've noticing places start selling Alcohol free Kopperberg also.
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I must admit, Becks Blue is pretty damn close to the real thing. Much better than some of the other pitiful attempts out there.

Someone once described Becks Blue to me as a bit like giving your sister head, it tastes the same, but you know it's not right
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Haha epic
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quote:
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Someone once described Becks Blue to me as a bit like giving your sister head, it tastes the same, but you know it's not right


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I've been drink free for 4 years now. Yup


Are you not about 18/19 anyway?
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Nope
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quote:
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I must admit, Becks Blue is pretty damn close to the real thing. Much better than some of the other pitiful attempts out there.

Someone once described Becks Blue to me as a bit like giving your sister head, it tastes the same, but you know it's not right


I don't particularly want to pick apart the incest statement. But giving your sister head would be impossible.

Or are you saying it's ok for your sister to give you head, but not ok for you to give your pre-op transexual brother/sister head?

Clarification needed.
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I don't particularly want to pick apart the incest statement. But giving your sister head would be impossible.



WOW.. Just WOW..
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Nope


100% you are 20 then, I'm certain you were born in about 95??
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Yup, Just turned 20 in may. I was born in 1995.
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I don't particularly want to pick apart the incest statement. But giving your sister head would be impossible.



WOW.. Just WOW..


Are you telling me it's possible?
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are we forgetting his mate crashed it? What 'mate' wouldn't agree to some sort of financial help if they crashed the car.
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Yup, Just turned 20 in may. I was born in 1995.


So you are about 19 then.
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Issue here is inadequate insurance, fuck all to do with finance


Or the pub, in fact.
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Yup, Just turned 20 in may. I was born in 1995.


So you've been 'drink free' since you were 16?
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Yes
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quote:
Originally posted by Ben G
quote:
Originally posted by Ellis
I must admit, Becks Blue is pretty damn close to the real thing. Much better than some of the other pitiful attempts out there.

Someone once described Becks Blue to me as a bit like giving your sister head, it tastes the same, but you know it's not right

I don't particularly want to pick apart the incest statement. But giving your sister head would be impossible.

Or are you saying it's ok for your sister to give you head, but not ok for you to give your pre-op transexual brother/sister head?

Clarification needed.

Clarification denied. You are free to draw your own conclusions.

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