Skylined
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Registered: 27th Sep 05
Location: Sideways, Surrey
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What do you call Jade Goody in a wedding dress?
A shuttlecock
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stan_the_man
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Registered: 14th Feb 07
Location: Perth, Western Australia
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Jade Goody has just released a calendar.
I bought one, but it only goes up to March
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Pip308
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Registered: 25th Oct 07
Location: Basingstoke Drives: Audi A4 Avant, Mk1 Caddy
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you guys are harsh
but i did get her hair dryer off ebay for £2
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deano87
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Registered: 21st Oct 06
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[controversy]Karma[/controversy]
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evans_corsab
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Location: Cheshire.
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quote:
Originally posted by pip308
you guys are harsh
but i did get her hair dryer off ebay for £2
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A1EX
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Registered: 29th Mar 00
Location: Turku, Finland
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Originally posted by deano87
[controversy]Karma[/controversy]
I wonder if she is a result of bad karma
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Dave86
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Registered: 3rd Jul 05
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wasent there a thread like this beginning of last week?
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J da Silva
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Registered: 10th Apr 03
Location: The FACTory
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She has been approached to be the new face of a well known shampoo, they re-named it 'Shoulders'
Limited edition while March, hurry while stocks last!
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Jakey
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Registered: 4th Jun 07
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You've got to hand it to brave Jade Goody and fiance Jack who were out shopping for a wedding dress yesterday.
They do a fucking hilarious impersonation of Andy and Lou from Little Britain.
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Jakey
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Registered: 4th Jun 07
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My wife came home from work crying yesterday and asked me to console her.
So I hit her over the head with my Xbox
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N3CRO
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BluKoo
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Location: Stonehaven (Scotland)
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quote:
Originally posted by A1EX
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Originally posted by deano87
[controversy]Karma[/controversy]
I wonder if she is a result of bad karma
She is a result of sex without a condom.
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CorsAsh
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Isn't everyone?
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DannyB
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Madeline Mccann..
Hide and seek champion 2008.
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Fro
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Originally posted by CorsAsh
Isn't everyone?
There are the few that were 'accidents' due to splitting rubber.
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Bart
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So Gary Glitter has been released from prison,
Russia are invading Georgia,
And it looks like we might be heading for another recession,
And just when you think it's all doom and gloom,
there is a ray of hope...
.. At least jade goody has Cancer
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jade goody has recently said that she wants the best quality of life for her children.
Well, I guess her dying is a start.
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Following the shocking news that jade goody has cancer there has been a plea for suitable donors of Bone Marrow to come forward, as this could save her life.
Alternatively, you could just donate it it to my dog- he is a bit peckish.
Please, make the right choice.
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Despite suffering from terminal cancer, jade goody still looks like a million Zimbabwean dollars.
Sickipeida
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Tommy L
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Registered: 21st Aug 06
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Young father, Alfie Patten has joined the group "Fathers for Justice". In an interview the 13 year old said "it made sense as I already have a Spiderman outfit"
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Mike
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Registered: 20th May 06
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quote:
Originally posted by corsa_tomtom
Young father, Alfie Patten has joined the group "Fathers for Justice". In an interview the 13 year old said "it made sense as I already have a Spiderman outfit"
ROFL
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Tommy L
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http://www.facebook.com/groups.php?ref=sb#/group.php?gid=2218399104
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deano87
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Registered: 21st Oct 06
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quote:
Originally posted by Mike B
quote:
Originally posted by corsa_tomtom
Young father, Alfie Patten has joined the group "Fathers for Justice". In an interview the 13 year old said "it made sense as I already have a Spiderman outfit"
ROFL
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J da Silva
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Registered: 10th Apr 03
Location: The FACTory
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A guard who was attending the block of Gary Glitter whilst he was in prison has stated that Glitter told him he had a date for his release, the guard replied " oh really? " to which Glitter said......
" Yeah, she's only 10 but looks 14 with a bit of slap on".
[Edited on 17-02-2009 by J da Silva]
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Mistamist
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Registered: 16th Jul 03
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What's (buffering 21%) the (buffering 45%) easiest way (buffering 69%) to lose (buffering 86%) a (buffering 100%) hard-on?
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Cheese Man Chris
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Registered: 25th Sep 07
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quote:
Originally posted by stan_the_man
Jade Goody has just released a calendar.
I bought one, but it only goes up to March
This joke got me in some right shit. I sent it to one of ma best pals, totally forgot his dad died of cancer few years ago 
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N3CRO
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Registered: 12th Apr 07
Location: Sandy, Bedfordshire
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quote:
Originally posted by Cheese Man Chris
quote:
Originally posted by stan_the_man
Jade Goody has just released a calendar.
I bought one, but it only goes up to March
This joke got me in some right shit. I sent it to one of ma best pals, totally forgot his dad died of cancer few years ago
Oops... 
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Ste
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Registered: 5th Mar 03
Location: Taif, Saudi Arabia
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some statistics for you
6 out of 7 dwarfs are not Happy.
9 out of 10 people enjoy gang rape
I would rather lose by a mile because i built my own car, than win by an inch because someone else built it for me.
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