CorsAsh
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Registered: 19th Apr 02
Location: Munich
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quote:
Originally posted by Matt H
"Use contraception, it lets you get all the shit parking spaces"
How about that for an advert for safe sex
Want Respect? Use a Condom then spend the rest of your life getting shitty parking spaces and missing out on child benefits.
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Robbo
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Registered: 6th Aug 02
Location: London
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What pisses me off are peoplke with 10 year old kids who park in them 
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Whittie
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Registered: 11th Aug 06
Location: North Wales Drives: BMW, Corsa & Fiat
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It actually says:
"G Thanks,
You've had my parking space, do you want my disability too?"
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Matt H
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Registered: 11th Sep 01
Location: South Yorkshire
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On a more serious note, use your fucking brain & park away from the other cars
I always park in the corner or away from the others in the least bust part. In multistory car parks I always aim to go on the end or next to a pillar/walkway/fire exit etc
Stick it as far over as possible without taking the piss & it'll be sound as a pound
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CorsAsh
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Registered: 19th Apr 02
Location: Munich
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Whenever I go to Tescos with Dad, am always tempted to park in a P&C bay, even though I'm nearly 23 and he's 59 
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Matt H
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Registered: 11th Sep 01
Location: South Yorkshire
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I might start walking with a limp, tell people I got shot in 'Nam
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Robbo
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Registered: 6th Aug 02
Location: London
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quote:
Originally posted by Matt H
On a more serious note, use your fucking brain & park away from the other cars
I always park in the corner or away from the others in the least bust part. In multistory car parks I always aim to go on the end or next to a pillar/walkway/fire exit etc
Stick it as far over as possible without taking the piss & it'll be sound as a pound
Thats what I always do as well mate, works perfect 99.9% of the time 
Still, regardless of where you park you can always end up next to some inconsiderate cunt!!
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CorsAsh
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Registered: 19th Apr 02
Location: Munich
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quote:
Originally posted by Matt H
I might start walking with a limp, tell people I got shot in 'Nam
"Where were you hit, soldier?"
"I - got - shot in the butt-ocks."
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bubble
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Registered: 24th Jan 04
Location: Darwin, NT Australia.
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when i had my corsa i looked after it and i always used to get dents in it at asda. so id park in a vacant area, but normally id come out and some badger would be next to me, sometimes id have a new dent. so i thought fuck this and parked in diabled-nice and wide.
some old dude watched me, he moaned at me cuz i was parking there. i asked him why he feels its ok for disabled people to park there to which he replied "its closer to the store entrance."
i asked him if he had a dog, he said yes,i asked if he would be buying dog food today, again he said yes. so i said that dog food is at the end of the supermarket, thus making him walk all the way to fetch some. so whats the point of having disabled spaces right by the entrances?
personaly,if there was a superstore 15 miles away which had wider parking bays, and the bays were 1/2 mile from the entrance i WOULD use that store. but until then i will continue to use disabled spaces, and i dont care. until the society of today learn to respect other peoples property, i will keep doing it.
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AdZ9
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Registered: 14th Apr 06
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lol love the way people try to blame the "society" and other people for the dings in peoples cars to justify the right in parking in a disabled spot. No matter how hard you try to justify it, its not going to make it right so stop trying.
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RKS
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Registered: 2nd Mar 04
Location: Gloucestershire UK
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if you dont want car park dings in your car then just dont park in a car park.
Its a well known fact that car doors get opened into other cars in car parks, if you are that concerned about it get a runaround that it doesnt matter about or take the bus
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antmashed
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Registered: 2nd Aug 06
Location: Hertford
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or get rub strips 
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deano87
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Registered: 21st Oct 06
Location: Bedfordshire Drives: Ford Fiesta
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quote:
Originally posted by CorsAsh
quote:
Originally posted by Matt H
I might start walking with a limp, tell people I got shot in 'Nam
"Where were you hit, soldier?"
"I - got - shot in the butt-ocks."
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Little Vik
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Registered: 30th Jun 03
Location: Herts
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I parked wonky in morrisons once - right in the far corner of the car park. But the spaces were tiny so i took up two spaces.
I had a note left on my car "for gods sake, learn to park properly"
ummm i think gods got more to worry about then someone parking wonky!
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Robbo
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Registered: 6th Aug 02
Location: London
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God 
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SVM 286
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Registered: 13th Feb 05
Location: pain
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quote:
Originally posted by CorsAsh
quote:
Originally posted by Matt H
I might start walking with a limp, tell people I got shot in 'Nam
"Where were you hit, soldier?"
"I - got - shot in the butt-ocks."
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SVM 286
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Registered: 13th Feb 05
Location: pain
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quote:
Originally posted by Robbo
God
I think he owns tesco Rob.
Must do, the way those motherf*ckers are monopolising everything.
Gotta be proof of omnipresence if nothing else.
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Ian S
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Registered: 31st Jul 00
Location: merseyside Builds: Nova & Drives Astra Gsi Turbo
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Parent and child spaces are fair game, noone wants the screaming brats annoying them while they are shopping anyway, you chose to have kids live with the consequences. And as for you damaging someone elses car mav, you are a cunt of the highest order and no better than someone who will break into car and steal from it.
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