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Author South East's guide to Southend - version 1.3
willay
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Southend-on-sea is South East's turf, its also one of the biggest regular cruise spots on a Saturday night. this guide is for those of you who fancy coming along but have no bloody idea whats going on.

Typically there will be at least 2-3 members of the South East region attending Southend on a Saturday night, so you have no excuses not to come!

Let me begin with the meeting place.

The Venue

Google Maps: http://maps.google.co.uk/maps?f=q&hl=en&q=KJ%27s+cafe,+Southend-on-Sea,+Essex,+United+Kingdom&layer=&ie=UTF8&z=19&ll=51.533193,0.704292&spn=0.00118,0.002511&t=k&om=1

When a Southend meet starts it starts at KJ's Cafe, there you will find two old ladies and a poor lad serving tea until late, you can also purchase chips, burgers, sausages and the forbidden donuts. Lets not forget the hot chocolate either!

You can find this place near the far end of the strip (opposite end from the arcades and stuff). Its a few hundred yards away from the Westcliff Casino.





Procotol says you get as close as possible to KJ's to park up then locate your nearest CS member.

But who do you look out for?

The Regulars

Username: Fad
Real name: Fad
Drives: Astra GSI with perrrtsssh
Bio: This man is the king of southend, he knows it inside and out (some of the birds too )





Username: jr
Real name: James
Drives: Corsa C CDTI SXI+ & J18 (AWOL)
Bio: Jr is one of the hardcore southeast members, you'll normally see him under someone elses ford admiring their clean undersides






Username: Willay
Real name: William
Bio: organiser, friend, lover.
Drives:: (new) Mini Cooper honk honk

(on the right)




Username: P1CK4D
Real name: Rich
Drives: Smoke Grey Corsa GSI with secrets under the bonnet
Bio: Rich is one of the new hardcores, you'll usually find him up Southend on a Saturday without a doubt, and afterwards at Basildon.





Username: Fro-dizzle
Real Name: Gervais
Drives: Black GSI Rep
Bio: Another Southend/Basildon hardcore! usually attending every week regardless of weather or health.




Username: antmashed
Real Name: Ant/Sonny jim
Drives: Gaz'd up corsa
Bio: Ant is living the boy hood dream, hes young, buff, and hes the only person in his age group who can drive on his own. You can usually find him driving about aload of underage hunnies or admiring his Gaz coilovers from the pavement.


on the left.




Username: Stavs
Real Name: Steven
Drives: Irmy 1.6 Corsa Sport
Bio: You can find Stavs up Southend every other weekend, usually tucking into one of his posh coffees





What do we do there?

The majority of people who arent with CorsaSport (ie. mortals) go up and down the seafront to show off their motors, typically we all park up and meet up at KJ's where we exchange banter about other members and ongoings on the board. In the more warmer months we walk up to the arcades bit to see the other cars and catch some fish and chips





When things get on abit (10/11pm) we travel up the A127 to the Basildon McDonalds which is open all night long. If you get there early enough you can park up and get a second cup of Hot Chocolate from mcds, and maybe some nuggets too. We also exchange banter here, but in the warmth of the yellow M.

After all of this some of us go to the Basildon Strip which the supposed 'Street Racing' happens (CS does not condone street racing in any shape or form).. In all honesty I've yet to see any racing, what happens is people drive up and down this long road in the Industrial estate, typically the Police are there and every now and then they 'close' the strip by blocking it halfway. Legend has it they normally piss off and it all starts up again in an hours time.

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That's a good guide will

Just noticed Rich has a dandruff problem

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willay me and leroy are up there with pals nera enuff every week and have been for about 7 months!! lol i wana be on tht list! love u
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u2u me links of car and faces plz
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lovely mate
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you forgot to mention the carpark where they put desiel down and do burnouts handbrake turns
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quote:
Originally posted by fro-dizzle
That's a good guide will

Just noticed Rich has a dandruff problem

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Eat Shit! Its bubbles. I was actually washing my car and my mates took advantage!
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quote:
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quote:
Originally posted by fro-dizzle
That's a good guide will

Just noticed Rich has a dandruff problem

[Edited on 01-02-2007 by fro-dizzle]


Eat Shit! Its bubbles. I was actually washing my car and my mates took advantage!


P1CK4D + Washing car. that is proposterous!
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OI! where the fuck is my picture at the top!

Im from bloody essex and im not even on there!

I was down southend when you lot were in nappies!

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and ironically Rob_Lee you are now changing nappies instead of going to Southend
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Harsh but fair!
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bastard willay but its the truth!! lol
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kool guide


Drives supercharged Tec with torque
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I love this region!
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quote:
Originally posted by Dom H
I love this region!


Me too, South East! the best a CS'er can get
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cool guide willay!!!
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hopefully a shift change will allow me to venture down with you lot on the saturdays...

should see you all soon
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i aint paying 2 quid to cross a river and see your ugly mugs

very informative tho
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willay just noticed a slight error in jm16v's profile above it says his real name is john ill think you'll find its JEAN as stated in total vauxhall
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quality guide mate! much amusement was had wilst reading it.
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updated.
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posh coffee
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we have been slacking ...

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