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Paul H

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7th Sep 04 at 22:01

205 1.9 GTi starter motor's what a nightmare to change

Adam_B

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7th Sep 04 at 22:02

quote:
Originally posted by jr
my corsa didnt have a fag lighter or even a glove box

still has a immobiliser though

i thought they all did after i found one on my bottom of the range shit heap 1.2 8v

Drew

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7th Sep 04 at 22:21

greatest fk up was allowing cars to be sold to females

J da Silva

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7th Sep 04 at 22:34

mind you my sister gives my corsa some hammer and she knows what she's doing with it

Siberia

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7th Sep 04 at 22:57

quote:
Originally posted by Adam_B

quote:
Originally posted by jr
my corsa didnt have a fag lighter or even a glove box

still has a immobiliser though

i thought they all did after i found one on my bottom of the range shit heap 1.2 8v

strangely my merit corsa has no fag lighter and no glovebox... but i has central locking and the proper loom to install leccy windows

JUGGA

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7th Sep 04 at 23:04

think some smart cars had dodgey glass roofs, they shatter for nothing.

Adam_B

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7th Sep 04 at 23:06

quote:
Originally posted by Siberia

quote:
Originally posted by Adam_B

quote:
Originally posted by jr
my corsa didnt have a fag lighter or even a glove box

still has a immobiliser though

i thought they all did after i found one on my bottom of the range shit heap 1.2 8v

strangely my merit corsa has no fag lighter and no glovebox... but i has central locking and the proper loom to install leccy windows

mine came with one speaker but all the wiring for the other 3

CorsaLad16v

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Registered: 5th Mar 03
Location: Sheffield UK Drives: VW Golf
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7th Sep 04 at 23:46

Citroen DS

Fiat Multipla

[Edited on 07-09-2004 by CorsaLad16v]

CorsaLad16v

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7th Sep 04 at 23:50

Honda Insight

[Edited on 07-09-2004 by CorsaLad16v]

dave17

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7th Sep 04 at 23:52

this thread has turned out interesting, watch the vehicle crime rates go up this month

Matt H

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7th Sep 04 at 23:54

tvr speed 12 was fitted with 12 catalytic convertors & still didnt pass emissions tests. not sure if was intended for road use though

J da Silva

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7th Sep 04 at 23:54

Daniel_Corsa

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7th Sep 04 at 23:55

quote:
Originally posted by Adam_B

quote:
Originally posted by Siberia

quote:
Originally posted by Adam_B

quote:
Originally posted by jr
my corsa didnt have a fag lighter or even a glove box

still has a immobiliser though

i thought they all did after i found one on my bottom of the range shit heap 1.2 8v

strangely my merit corsa has no fag lighter and no glovebox... but i has central locking and the proper loom to install leccy windows

mine came with one speaker but all the wiring for the other 3

Mine has no glove box no fag lighter, no MFD but wiring loom as above do you kno if it will have the wires for the MFD?

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Dave1682

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8th Sep 04 at 00:00

quote:
Originally posted by chewy
old montego's cut a tennis ball in half put it over the door lock press it hard and the doors pop open.

Fcuking hilarious!

Anyone remember the Mercedes A-class on the track weaving in and out of the cones, to test handling and stability on the road, only for it to tip up and roll over, and over and over. Good design team you got there.

J da Silva

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8th Sep 04 at 00:03

just put your fist through the window?

dousey

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8th Sep 04 at 00:06

quote:
Originally posted by matt h
tvr speed 12 was fitted with 12 catalytic convertors & still didnt pass emissions tests. not sure if was intended for road use though

I wonder how much it would be for a de-cat?

Matt H

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8th Sep 04 at 00:07

might prank call powerflow tomorrow

greycorsa

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8th Sep 04 at 00:10

corsa 1.2 8v was a great fuck up

Cybermonkey

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8th Sep 04 at 01:45

quote:
Originally posted by CorsaLad16v
Citroen DS

[Edited on 07-09-2004 by CorsaLad16v]

WTF, how can you call the Citroen DS a fuck up??? Its one of the greatest pioneering cars of all time. First car to give you FWD, it looked like it was from the future in 1950's, hydro-pneumatic suspension, headlights that turn with the car (something thats started to be used in todays cars, 50 years late

) , first car to utilise full power steering, full disc brakes on all 4 wheels, and the first car to utilise alternative metals and plastics into the design. You couldnt be further from being right if you tried. All these were invented and designed by Citroen.

stubs

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8th Sep 04 at 02:01

quote:
Originally posted by jr
ford mondeo, smash the foglight and short out the bulb holder

shorts out the alarm

But you can't short something out if it isn't turned on...

Siberia

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8th Sep 04 at 07:04

quote:
Originally posted by VenomTurbo
just put your fist through the window?

that would hurt though brick or iron bar much better

quote:
Originally posted by Cybermonkey24

quote:
Originally posted by CorsaLad16v
Citroen DS

[Edited on 07-09-2004 by CorsaLad16v]

WTF, how can you call the Citroen DS a fuck up??? Its one of the greatest pioneering cars of all time. First car to give you FWD, it looked like it was from the future in 1950's, hydro-pneumatic suspension, headlights that turn with the car (something thats started to be used in todays cars, 50 years late ) , first car to utilise full power steering, full disc brakes on all 4 wheels, and the first car to utilise alternative metals and plastics into the design. You couldnt be further from being right if you tried. All these were invented and designed by Citroen.

pioneering maybe.. but just look a the fcukin thing

jesus christ who let the frogs out....

[Edited on 08-09-2004 by Siberia]

micra_pete

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8th Sep 04 at 08:02

quote:
Originally posted by Cybermonkey24

quote:
Originally posted by CorsaLad16v
Citroen DS

[Edited on 07-09-2004 by CorsaLad16v]

WTF, how can you call the Citroen DS a fuck up??? Its one of the greatest pioneering cars of all time. First car to give you FWD, it looked like it was from the future in 1950's, hydro-pneumatic suspension, headlights that turn with the car (something thats started to be used in todays cars, 50 years late ) , first car to utilise full power steering, full disc brakes on all 4 wheels, and the first car to utilise alternative metals and plastics into the design. You couldnt be further from being right if you tried. All these were invented and designed by Citroen.

agreed 100%

Fad

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8th Sep 04 at 08:05

sorry but the austin alegro wins the greatest fuck up of all time...

LoudandProud

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8th Sep 04 at 08:06

quote:
Originally posted by VisibleMan

quote:
Originally posted by Peugeot Nut

quote:
Originally posted by Matt.H
Vaux Nova Mk2....hazard warning light switch, pull it out and turn it upside down, push it back in and the ignition comes on....(without the keys in!!!)

didnt believe my mate till i tried it.

PMSL

I don't think you should have posted that really

i believe cant you do that in a corsa? im sure someone posted that it worked in corsa's

only works on the very early corsa's when you can get the hazard switch out that is

cargraphics4u.com

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8th Sep 04 at 08:16

quote:
Originally posted by Cybermonkey24

quote:
Originally posted by CorsaLad16v
Citroen DS

[Edited on 07-09-2004 by CorsaLad16v]

WTF, how can you call the Citroen DS a fuck up??? Its one of the greatest pioneering cars of all time. First car to give you FWD, it looked like it was from the future in 1950's, hydro-pneumatic suspension, headlights that turn with the car (something thats started to be used in todays cars, 50 years late ) , first car to utilise full power steering, full disc brakes on all 4 wheels, and the first car to utilise alternative metals and plastics into the design. You couldnt be further from being right if you tried. All these were invented and designed by Citroen.

exactly

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