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Author Kushti Comedy
kushti
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Registered: 11th Sep 03
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14th Dec 03 at 00:30   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

dont tell me to shut up my man is a RACEING ENGINE MECHANIC and I'll be the one laughing when your left at the lights and I'm gone in the distance.

once my beast comes out the garage well meetup an then I'll take full pleasure in showing you up
Red_SXi
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Registered: 23rd Sep 02
Location: Dunstable Drives: 52 Plate BMW 3 M Sport Coupe
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14th Dec 03 at 00:32   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

Cool, i am planning on tuning my 1.2 16v to 345Bhp with a backbox and a drilled airbox, do you think you will beat me then
DangerousDave16v
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14th Dec 03 at 00:32   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

200 bhp is a bit optimistic ! thats more than a 100% increase,and if so the motor wont last long
i rekon even 150 bhp is pushin it, will cost you big bucks.


kushti
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14th Dec 03 at 00:34   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

mate my corsa is worth more than your life try £7500 yes it does look better an it wipes the floor with your shit, as for scratching it don't make me have to hunt u down chop u up into lil pieces an sell u as a bacon sandwiche to the tramps on the street at the end of the day you don't kno me so don't even try an fuck with me an yes I've got friends there just not jealous like your sad lame ass at the end of the day if you can't handle the heat step out the kitchen besides that maid outfit don't really suit ya unless of course someone knocked ya eyes straight an cross dressin came back in fasion now ifu dont like it get on ya bike an ride it!
Scandalous
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Registered: 23rd Jul 03
Location: Luton-Drives BMW 330Ci Coupe
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14th Dec 03 at 00:34   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

200bhp from a 1.4 16v from cams, induction kit, chip n ecu re-map.....lol......not happening.......chin up son
whitter45
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14th Dec 03 at 00:34   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

exactly,the engine would go bang but u wouldn't see 200bhp i reckon, and we are not questioning that 'ur man' is a racing mechainc we just think u need help
Red_SXi
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14th Dec 03 at 00:36   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

So now you're corsa is worth more because you have modded the engine, this goes to show that you know NOTHING about modding cars.

I'm sure you will hunt me down, you seem very "hard" acting like this on the internet.
corsa-sxi
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Registered: 11th Jul 03
Location: Kingston upon Hull
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14th Dec 03 at 00:37   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

omg who let this pieky on ere, this is the sorta guy that would say an H reg escort with just a massive alu wing looks minted PMLS fella :lo:
Scandalous
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14th Dec 03 at 00:37   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

LMAO!
PaulW
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Registered: 26th Jan 03
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14th Dec 03 at 00:38   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

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at the end of the day if your the kind of jealous fella the kind that scratches someone elses motor because you know it looks better than yours yet ya just too lame to admit it to yourself


The current corsa I have (the red one) is going as soon as I;ve fixed it all up & fitted a new engine, etc... I'm not interested in bodykits or mad paint jobs no more, I used to be ok with styling, but now I just don't see the need to spend £200 on a bumper. But I'm all with people who spend the time & money on there motors & do a good job of it, but then again everyone has there own thing, myself, I'm going towards the sleeper-car or wolf-in-sheeps clothing style.

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I've been out in there tuned motor's rover/civic/pug/jag & saxo so i know I'm right on this as for turbo'd that would just be frightening however once engine is complete I'll get some pictures for your sad ass then if your still not satisfied


It would be interesting to see what sort of power this engine will be pushing out with the mods you mention, but I warn you now don't get your hopes up of hitting that 200bhp marker, thats more than twice the standard power for the X14XE engine. Like I said earlier, you'd need a hell of alot more than cams, chip, headwork & induction kit to even get close to 200bhp. And if you do, it will cost a hell of alot more than £500, sorry!

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you can always be the big man and come down for a race I don't mind infact its all good.


As for myself I aint gona get a kit on my next corsa, its just gona be stripped out, caged, have a LET dropped in to replace the standard engine, aswell as replacing the rear floorplan for one out of a cally turbo so to get 4WD, but this is something which I know will take a hell of alot of time & money to do, its already in planning stages, and getting everything sorted to begin work around feb/march '04. so say 2 years to complete the corsa, maybe 3, I'll be up for a race down the strip
Red_SXi
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14th Dec 03 at 00:38   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

Shhhhhhh he's hard and he'll come and hunt you down
Neshol
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14th Dec 03 at 00:40   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

Omg this fella's full of it
Red_SXi
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14th Dec 03 at 00:40   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

Yes, "It" being "Bullshit"
PaulW
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14th Dec 03 at 00:41   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

quote:
Originally posted by Red_Sxi
Shhhhhhh he's hard and he'll come and hunt you down




coooo-eeeee I'm over here!!!
kushti
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Registered: 11th Sep 03
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14th Dec 03 at 00:41   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

I told you in the begingin I don't know nor do I claim to know about engines I havent spent £7500 on the engine thats the exterior mods the wheels alone are £800 na the engines only cost me £500 but I'm gonna be more than happy with it when its finished cos not only will it prove a point it will show alot of you peeps up.

and no I'm not hard but i have a hellova temper on me an you've pissed me right off, but its all good I don't need to drop to your level my balls dropped well before you came out your mums front bum I aint got shit to loose so ifu want some come get some mother fucker
whitter45
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14th Dec 03 at 00:42   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

grow up dick eyes
PaulW
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14th Dec 03 at 00:43   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

This kinda reminds me of fried eggs & that amazing 2ltr 8v corsa which could do 140mph!
kushti
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14th Dec 03 at 00:44   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

lol dick eyes ok eyelids if your promise to stop chimp licking
whitter45
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14th Dec 03 at 00:45   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

at the end of the day i'm not claiming to get 200BHP out of a 1.4. All of us can't be wrong but u can. just admit it
Red_SXi
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14th Dec 03 at 00:46   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

I didn't come out my mum's front bum by the way, but i was up your mums bum last nite, she loved it
kushti
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14th Dec 03 at 00:49   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

mate my mother wudnt let you near her for one little dicks dont do it for her she'd rather fuck herself than have an attempted poke from your weener and two she don't know where you've been last time peeps saw you young girls was more your style I think there's a name for that but theres also good idea's to stop that kinda thing but whats the point when theres nothing to chop off anyway lmao
whitter45
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quote:
Originally posted by Red_Sxi
I didn't come out my mum's front bum by the way, but i was up your mums bum last nite, she loved it


gettin out of hand now.
Its personel
Red_SXi
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14th Dec 03 at 00:50   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

Listen, go now and say no more, or keep on and get banned. You obviously need ot make up for something down below.
Red_SXi
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14th Dec 03 at 00:51   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

He started the personal comments btw, i'm simply giving him what he's givime me. Apart from i dont have 200bhp in a 1.4
kushti
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14th Dec 03 at 00:53   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

banned for what lol I told you something that you couldnt handle your the one that greefed me fella and I dont need to make up for nothing except maybe an apology to everyone else whos cool bar the queer cunty with the girly red corsa isnt red ment to stand for power lol the only power you get is from your mums spare vibro mr battyman!!


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