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chloe16v
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11th Jun 09 at 21:34   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

how can i disable my car for the night? just had some chav knock on my door and ask me to sell him my car, he was going on about how mint it is n hes after one, now i have a very uneasy feeling about it, i dont live in the best area so i am very worred about it going missing now he even called me a liar when i told him it wasnt a redtop
big eck
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11th Jun 09 at 21:35   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

Take the battery out or unplug a couple of leads
caseboy
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disconnect the battery and the wire to the starter solonid just in case
chloe16v
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quote:
Originally posted by caseboy
disconnect the battery and the wire to the starter solonid just in case


if i disconect the battery it will fuck the alarm and imobeliser up
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11th Jun 09 at 21:38   View Garage View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

Make sure steering locks on and disconnect the battery.
SportBoy
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think there is a plug for the fuel pump under the car at the back of the car (near tank straps) . unplug that
chloe16v
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just going to put steering lock on now and take stereo out
Matt L
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11th Jun 09 at 21:44   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

steering lock, battery, but a bike chain through the wheels but in all fairness i dont think chavs are stupid enough to knock on your door so you can blatently see what they look like, only for them to come back later and nick the car.
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11th Jun 09 at 21:44   View Garage View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

swap two HT leads over.. best trick ever.
DaveyLC
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11th Jun 09 at 21:44   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

You've got a chipped key, he cant take the car without the key unless he wants to push it.
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I'd invest in a disclok, best deterrent is visual imo. But other than that take a lead off, or could you not block it in with another car?


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Mike GSi
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open bonnet disconect coil pack plug, lock up as usual be done with it
Matt H
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Dildo on the dashboard
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Take all the HT leads (spark plug leads)off, remember which way they go back.
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take fuel relay out mate, ht leads off, take the battery out of the bay completly that will stagger them..
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quote:
Originally posted by DaveyLC
You've got a chipped key, he cant take the car without the key unless he wants to push it.


only thing chavs are good at is theiving, lack of key wont stop em
DaveyLC
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chloe16v
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quote:
Originally posted by random dav
I'd invest in a disclok, best deterrent is visual imo. But other than that take a lead off, or could you not block it in with another car?


its got my disclok on now, only other car is my fellas n he's at work till 4.30am
Benkid
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Stab him in the forehead with a pencil the chavvy scum!
john_c20xe
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if you live in a dodgy area, like i do
fit a battery cut of switch inside the glovebox or up under the dash where you know it is but kno1 else does, when you leave the car at night just take the key with you
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quote:
Originally posted by DaveyLC
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doesnt stop them snapping the steering lock and toeing it away
SportBoy
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11th Jun 09 at 21:53   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

just smash it up with a hammer and torch it .. then they wont steal it and if they do try even then .. its got a chipped key
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11th Jun 09 at 21:55   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

sleep in the car
random dav
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Or a sharp razor blade under each door handle


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DaveyLC
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quote:
Originally posted by john_c20xe
quote:
Originally posted by DaveyLC
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doesnt stop them snapping the steering lock and toeing it away


If someone REALLY wants a car they will take it but in all fairness who is going to waste their time and risk getting nicked by trying to tow/push away a Corsa B?.. The other suggestions involve the HT leads and battery, like that makes any difference you cant start it without the key anyway!

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