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Jambo

posted on 26th Jul 04 at 19:03

27-28 best :lol:


Nismo

posted on 26th Jul 04 at 18:47

:lol:


Voyto

posted on 26th Jul 04 at 18:45

:lol:


Nath

posted on 26th Jul 04 at 18:43

LMAO!!


corb

posted on 26th Jul 04 at 18:41

:lol: pmsl


combatvauxhall

posted on 26th Jul 04 at 18:22

:lol:


TNM

posted on 26th Jul 04 at 18:08

old!


Lee 16v

posted on 26th Jul 04 at 17:54

fookin brilliant lol :D


Shane

posted on 26th Jul 04 at 17:52

:lol:


Adam-D

posted on 26th Jul 04 at 17:52

num 28 is best :lol:


Andrew

posted on 26th Jul 04 at 17:49

:lol:


Redcorsa69

posted on 26th Jul 04 at 17:47

TO OUR VALUED CUSTOMERS

Your Bank is very pleased to inform you that we are installing new
Drive-thru cash point machines where our customers will be able to
withdraw cash without leaving their vehicles.

To enable our customers to make full use of these new facilities we have
conducted intensive behavioural studies to devise appropriate procedures
for their use.

Please read the procedures which apply to you and remember them for when
you
use our new machines for the first time.

PROCEDURES FOR OUR MALE CUSTOMERS:

1. Drive up to the cash machine.

2. Wind down your car window.

3. Insert card and enter PIN.

4. Enter amount of cash required and withdraw.

5. Retrieve card, cash and receipt.

6. Wind up window.

7. Drive away.

PROCEDURES FOR OUR FEMALE CUSTOMERS:

1. Drive up to the cash machine.

2. Reverse back the required amount to align car window with cash machine.

3. Re-start the stalled engine.

4. Wind down the window.

5. Find handbag, remove all contents onto the passenger seat to locate
card.

6. Turn the radio down.

7. Attempt to insert card into the cash machine.

8. Open car door to allow easier access to the cash machine due to the
excessive distance from the car.

9. Insert card.

10. After "Invalid Card" is displayed, Remove Marks & Spencer Charge Card
and insert correct Cash Point Card.

11. Remove Cash Point Card.

12. Re-insert Cash Point Card the right way up.

13. Re-enter handbag to find diary with your PIN written on the inside back page.
14. Enter PIN.

15. Press "Cancel" and re-enter correct PIN.

16. Enter amount of cash required.

17. Check make-up in rear view mirror.

18. Retrieve cash and receipt.

19. Empty handbag again to locate purse and place cash inside.

20. Place receipt in back of cheque book.

21. Re-check make-up.

22. Drive forward 2 metres.

23. Reverse back to cash machine.

24. Retrieve card.

25. Re-empty handbag, locate card holder and place card into the slot
provided.

26. Restart stalled engine and pull off.

27. Drive for 2-3 miles.

28. Release hand brake.